This web site was recently hit with technical issues which took it offline for a few days. Since the issues arose, the entire staff of the erwinhessle.com technical department (yes, all one of her) have been working only when bribed by promises of expensive material gifts tirelessly and selflessly to resolve them.

The issues remain unresolved, but a workaround has been implemented to restore most functionality to the site. In the meantime, please endeavour not to be perturbed by any momentary glitches.